Jan
18
Grenades Used As Bookends Blown Up In Neighborhood
Pretty straightforward.
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Czech gay asylum 'phallometric test' criticised by EU
“Gay asylum seekers are hooked up to a machine that monitors blood-flow to the penis and are then shown straight porn.
Those applicants who become aroused are denied asylum.”
DOES ANYONE EVER GET A BONER UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES EVER
Dec
3
Suicide rocks Disney-inspired town of Celebration, Florida days after town's 1st murder reported
The surprising thing is that it took this long for people to start dying in Celebration, Florida! I’d’ve lost my shit in that town years ago.
UCC lecturer has sanctions quashed
It’s really more about the nut graf here.
“A lecturer at University College Cork has won a High Court order quashing sanctions imposed on him following an inquiry into sexual harassment allegations made by a female colleague to whom he had shown a paper on the sex life of fruit bats.”
And really, it’s about the title of that paper.
In Japan, it’s starting to eel a lot like Christmas
Why string lights on a Christmas tree when you can use electric eels? And for that matter, why hug a person when you can hug an eel?
KKK Snowman Spreads Holiday Hate In Hayden
I think the picture kind of speaks for itself here, but I’d just like to underscore the fact that this is the work of an adult. There are parts of this country where adult humans do this type of thing.
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