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UCC lecturer has sanctions quashed
It’s really more about the nut graf here.
“A lecturer at University College Cork has won a High Court order quashing sanctions imposed on him following an inquiry into sexual harassment allegations made by a female colleague to whom he had shown a paper on the sex life of fruit bats.”
And really, it’s about the title of that paper.
In Japan, it’s starting to eel a lot like Christmas
Why string lights on a Christmas tree when you can use electric eels? And for that matter, why hug a person when you can hug an eel?